The Weather Will Be Cooling Off Before You Know It!

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60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. New Englanders plant gardens.

50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People are sunbathing in New England.

40 above zero: Imported cars won't start. People in New England drive Fords and Chevy pickups with the windows rolled down, cars with the sunroof open.

32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in New England gets thicker.

20 above zero: New Mexicans put on long johns, parkas, wool hats and mittens. People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn on the heat. People in New England have one last cookout before it gets cold.

Zero: People in Miami all die.  People in New England close the windows.

10 below zero: Californians and Texans fly away to Mexico. People in New England dig their winter coats out of storage.

25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. Girl Scouts in New England are still selling cookies door to door.

40 below zero: Washington, D.C., finally runs out of hot air. People in New England let their dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in New England get upset because the Mini-van won't start.

460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).  People in New England can be heard to say,  "Cold e'nuff for ya?"

500 below zero: Hell freezes over. New England public schools open two hours late.

You're not getting cold, are you?  Don't be a wuss.

Dan 88! 


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