About South Of The Border

I decided to show a little class and not do this on Cinco de Mayo weekend.

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You Know You're Mexican When...

  • You share the same social security number with all your amigos
  • Your last name is Gonzalez-Rodriguez-Jesus
  • You have at least thirty cousins
  • You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food
  • There is at least one member in your family name Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus
  • You run and hide when you see the border patrol
  • You see a fence and want to hop over it
  • You are too short to go on rides in disney land
  • You're the best bean picker in your neighborhood
  • You fart more than you breath
  • Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking
  • You use your lips to point something out
  • Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if it's a one bedroom apartment
  • You are in a 5-passenger car with 8 people in it
  • There is more Tequila than punch at little Juanito's birthday party
  • You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws
  • Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare.
  • Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

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