I decided to show a little class and not do this on Cinco de Mayo weekend.
You Know You're Mexican When...
- You share the same social security number with all your amigos
- Your last name is Gonzalez-Rodriguez-Jesus
- You have at least thirty cousins
- You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food
- There is at least one member in your family name Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus
- You run and hide when you see the border patrol
- You see a fence and want to hop over it
- You are too short to go on rides in disney land
- You're the best bean picker in your neighborhood
- You fart more than you breath
- Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking
- You use your lips to point something out
- Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if it's a one bedroom apartment
- You are in a 5-passenger car with 8 people in it
- There is more Tequila than punch at little Juanito's birthday party
- You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws
- Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare.
- Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.