Indians - I Mean Native Americans

This joke is from a classic TV show.  See if you can remember which one.

A cowboy is riding on the plains and he sees an Indian with his ear to the ground.  He stops and gets off his horse and asks, "Excuse me partner, what do y'all hear?"

The Indian replied, "Covered wagon.  Fourteen calvary.  Woman in covered wagon have baby."

That's amazing," the cowboy exclaimed.  "You can tell all that just by listening to the ground?"

The Indian said, "No.  Ran over me, half hour ago."


  1. Lol!

    The Lone Ranger

    1. Sorry, that's wrong. I'll give you a hint. The joke was told by a Jew comedian.

      Dan 88!

  2. Reminds me of my favorite related joke. The Lone Ranger and Tonto were surrounded by Apache, and The Lone Ranger says: "Well, Tonto, I guess we've had it this time!" to which Tonto replies: "What mean *we*, white man?"

    ~Johann Hauptmann 88!!


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