Some good ones


Everyone should take notice that these are about both Whites and non-Whites.  I'm not playing favourites this time.  I'm zinging everybody!

Q: What’s an Irish seven course dinner? 
A: A six-pack and a potato.

Q: What do you say to a black man in a three piece suit? 
A: "Will the defendant please rise?"


Q: Why do Jewish people love fresh air? 
A: Because it's free.

Q: Why don't Black people take free cruises? 
A: Because they aren't falling for that one again.


Q: What's the difference between a Mexican and a large pizza? 
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.




Q: What's the difference between an German wedding and an German wake?
A: The beer streches a little further at the wake.
Q: Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies?
A: Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mudslide.
Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
A: A jail break.
Q: What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
A: One is on the cover of Playboy and the other is on the cover of National Geographic.
Q: What do you call a Jeopardy champion?
A: White.
Q: Why do Canadian's do it doggystyle? 
A: So they can both watch the hockey game. 

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