Q: What’s an Irish seven course dinner?
A: A six-pack and a potato.
Q: What do you say to a black man in a three piece suit?
A: "Will the defendant please rise?"
Q: Why do Jewish people love fresh air?
A: Because it's free.
Q: Why don't Black people take free cruises?
A: Because they aren't falling for that one again.
Q: What's the difference between a Mexican and a large pizza?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.