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Rules By Which Men And Women Are Governed

The FEMALE always makes the rules.

The RULES are subject to change at any time without prior the FEMALE.

No MALE can possibly know all the RULES.

If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all the RULES, she must immediately change some or all of them.

Whenever a FEMALE says she is not mad then the MALE had better watch out!

Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women

A motorcycle doesn't mind when you leave it in front of a bar and go in for a beer.

A motorcycle doesn't get jealous when you ride another motorcycle.

When you get tired of your motorcycle you can get a new one and you don't have to pay the old one alimony.

The older a motorcycle gets the more it's worth.

A motorcycle licence expires, but a marriage licence doesn't.

Why Women Are Better Than Men

What's the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature

What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up

Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost, at least she will ask for directions

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know... it has never happened

Only a man could buy a $400 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.

Dan 88!