After Christmas Vacation

Every year I repost this joke because I like it so much.  I heard this one in church.  A Catholic priest actually told this as part of his sermon for Midnight Mass.  It was only five or six years ago, and I couldn't believe he had the balls to tell this publicly.

On the first day after Christmas vacation, a first grade teacher asked some of her students what they did for Christmas.

One Episcopalian girl said, "We went Caroling and then came home and went to bed and waited for Santa to bring us our toys.


A Catholic boy said, "We went to Midnight Mass, then came home and went to bed and waited for Santa to bring us our toys."

The teacher suddenly remembered that there was one Jewish girl in the class.  Not wanting her to feel left out she asked her what her family did for Christmas.

The girl replied, "We went to one place and sang one Christmas Carol."

Puzzled, the teacher asked, "Well where did you go and what did you sing?"

The child answered, "We went down to my father's toy store and sang, "Oh What A Friend We Have In Jesus!" 

Dan 88!

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