A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the husband keeps looking. The wife asks: "What are you waiting for?" The husband replies: "Autumn."
If money did grow on trees, autumn would be the best season ever!
Autumn is a season for big decisions like whether or not it's too late to start spring cleaning.
It was Fall election time and Karl Marx was resurrected and came to Russia. He was shown factories, hospitals, cities and villages, etc. Finally, he requested to be allowed to make a speech on TV. The Politburo hesitated as they were afraid he might say something they wouldn’t approve. Marx promised he would say only one sentence. Under this condition, the Politburo agreed. Karl Marx uttered the following sentence: “Workers of all countries, forgive me.”
Why pay money to have your family tree traced? Just run for president and your opponents will do it for you!
George Washington is the only president who didn’t blame the previous administration for his troubles.
If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.