Sunday, August 28, 2016

Hillary Clinton Visits School Children

Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks him what his name is.
"Kenneth."
"And what is your question, Kenneth?"
"I have three questions: First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan? Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? And, Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is.
"Larry."
"And what is your question, Larry?"

"I have five questions: First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan? Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House? Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And, Fifth - what happened to Kenneth?

Dan 88!

2 comments:

  1. Hillary Clinton was sworn in today as President. (God forbid) She has disposed of Bill and is spending her first night alone in
    the White House. She has waited several years for this!

    FIRST NIGHT:
    Suddenly!
    The ghost of George Washington appears to her, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

    Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

    "Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

    SECOND NIGHT:
    The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...

    Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

    Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."

    "Ohhh! I really really don't want to do that."

    THIRD NIGHT:
    On the third night, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln appears...

    Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

    Lincoln says,
    "GO TO THE THEATER."

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    1. Oooo! Good one. Maybe I'll steal that for next Sunday. Not everyone reads the comments section.

      Dan 88!

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