These Are Pretty Good!

Q: How does every immigration joke start? 
A: By looking over your shoulder. 

Q: What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.? 
A: E.T. eventually went home! 

Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? 
A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S. 

Q: How do you describe a well-balanced Immigrant? 
A: One with a chip on both shoulders. 

Q: Why do Mexicans make refried beans? 
A: Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time. 

Q: Why are most Italian men named Tony? 
A: When they got on the boat to America they stamped To NY (Tony) on their foreheads. 

Q: Where does Arizona want illegal immigrants to go after passing a landmark immigration bill? 
A: Back to their homeland in Los Angeles! 

Q: Why are the children the ones being hardest hit by immigration reform in the south? 
A: Because parents now have to start raising their own children now! 

Q: What do you call two immigrants in front of a trash can? 
A: Family portrait! 

Q: What do you call two immigrants and their pregnant girlfriends in front of a trash can? 
A: Night Club! 

Q: Why are officials in Arizona still waiting to implement their landmark immigration reform? 
A: Because officials want to make sure their pools were clean and their lawns were mowed before signing! 

Dan 88!