Are These True Or What!

1.  Why don’t people tell white jokes? – They want to keep their jobs.
2.  What do you call a white man in the ghetto?  A victim.
3.  What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?   The NBA.
4.  What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?  The PGA Tour.

5.  How did the white boy come out of the grocery store with a six pack?  He walked in         and payed for it.
6.  What does a white woman make for dinner?  Reservations.

7.  What do you call a black guy with millions of white friends?  Mr. President.
8.  Why did the white man visit the moon?  He heard that the Indians had land there.  
9.  What do you say when you see a white man carrying a TV?  “Excuse me sir, you             dropped your receipt!”

10. What do you call a mob of white people in Detroit burning down the city?  A hockey          victory.
11. What do you call a white guy on “Jeopardy?”  A contestant.

12. What do you call a white man in court?  A lawyer.

Dan 88!

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