Don't Forget That I Am German...

Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German?
A: A Beaner-Schnitzel

Q: Have you heard about the new German microwave ?
A: It's got ten seats inside. 

Q: Why are there so many tree lined streets and leafy lanes in France?
A: Germans like to march in the shade.

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans?
A: They give them gas.

Q: What do you call a pissed off German?
A: Sauerkraut. 

Q: What do you call a Blind German?
A: A Not see.

Q: How do Germans tie their shoes?
A: With little knotsies!

Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?
A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.

Dan 88!